Thursday, December 24, 2009
A Very Merry Black Christmas....
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Welcome to the Party.
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Friday, September 18, 2009
I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - E/A Poe
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Getting animated at Fox on Tuesday.
Monday, January 19, 2009
Almost 31
Friday, January 16, 2009
Life as we know it, Arguing with Clint Eastwood's manager & some actress with cancer.

Sunday, November 30, 2008
Almost time for a most 'Curious Case...'
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Channeling Mitchum, a Hollywood Animal named Hensleigh and getting your house in order.
Monday, April 28, 2008
Bones & New Bev Midnights...a Howling good time.
This past weekend was a great little film from Joe Dante -- his cult fave -- The Howling. An original print mind you. Before the film, my date of the eve, beautiful...
Wait, I should back up...I caught a viewing of Bones last Monday and was smitten by this actress. Something about her eyes and the obvious fact that the camera ADORES her in every respect. I snooped around IMDb and figured out who the blessing was and found her on Facebook. After bouncing a couple emails back & forth, we met for a midnight screening of The Howling. She'd never seen it and isn't a big fan of horror films. She managed through it with squinty & shielded eyes while holding my hand. Probably the best film experience I've had. Anywho...
Joe Dante introduced the film with Dee Wallace, Rob Botin and his editor in hand for some yucks before the carnage. Not sure if Tarantino was in attendance, we saw him briefly before as he came out for some air from the previous double feature, but all in all it was a night to remember.
Monday, April 14, 2008
Prom Night and Boston Public
I think I love you Jack.
GULP.
A cloud of dreaded silence hung over my head for what seemed to be an eternity.
What do you have to say about that? She asked and batted her eyelashes.
Thinking quick...The only woman I love is my mother. I really said that. Probably the last thing she wanted to hear. Oy vey.
Wow, the white elephant had managed to squeeze it's way into my Skylark. I was terrified to admit to Steph that I did love her. She had dreams of med school and I, well, I had no dreams at the time.
I knew I loved her but I didn't want to be responsible for stealing that portion of her life. Selfish on my behalf, there isn't a day that goes by where I don't wonder what if...
After the film, cheese in the best possible way, far better than the original...I'm wandering around with my friend, Barbara, the femme fatale of Hostel, proclaiming that I wasn't going to drink while explaining the customs of Prom to my date.
But open bar sponsored by Sony...come on, a writer's got to have a vice. Three drinks later and after chatting with Jonathan Shaech, a girl bumps into me.
Beautiful and well, unforgettable. So much to the fact that I blurt out...I loved you in Boston Public.
And she stared at me ...The lovely & always talented Jessalyn Gilsig turns around and smiles. After our lame intros and her finding out the exec of Prom was producing my project and I wasn't such a dork, we actually had a nice discussion. I told her how I used to watch the show after class at the University of Minnesota until the wee hours of the cold mornings. I've dealt with so so so many shallow people in this town and in that moment, standing beneath the sparkling lights of a Hollywood manufactured prom, I was able to grasp onto the roots that made me who I am. It was an endearing moment followed by pancakes at Denny's.
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
From the warped mind of David Arquette comes The Tripper
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2dLHt_-0j0
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Death of a widescreen television and praying to the porcelain gods.
I totally geeked out there when, as I was lost, happened upon Delancey Street. Thinking back to one of my favorite films, Happy Accidents, I remembered the climax and boom, there I was: 
Hmmmm...what else is new??? Tissue is complete. Probably the darkest thing I've ever created. Let's see if the studios bite. But alas, it's an intelligent story in the vein of Se7en and I haven't seen many of those lately. Fingers crossed.Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Redfoot aka Zed: The usual suspect has been caught.
"Jack, let me tell you what happened this weekend."
"Tell me-"
"Peter Greene came around-"
Let me interject and mention that Peter Greene the actor, Pulp Fiction, The Usual Suspects, Training Day, The Mask, used to live in my friend's apartment building. And he's fucking nuts.
"Margaret rode up in the elevator with Peter and his eyes were all shifty. She said 'Hello, Peter...' to no avail."
"Does sound like Peter-"
"I know, doesn't it? But the cameras show him wandering around the building, then he slipped down into the laundry room, put on a ski mask and proceeded to steal the license plates off of Flanagan's Lexus."
"What?" Coffee sprayed out of my nose-
"The guy's gone buggers. He stole Flanagan's license plates. And he's caught on camera. They're thinking about selling the footage to TMZ.COM."
I love this town.
Monday, August 27, 2007
Wagering my mother's soul.
I do feel kind of bad for airing out laundry on here at times. I've wagered my mother's genuine soul far too many times out here with various industry people. None have had to collect...yet.Thursday, August 23, 2007
The Hollywood Animal, an actress & an empty plate.

With the sun about to set, the patio bustled with Hollywood hopefuls, powerful executives and the spotlight seekers. An actress, a director and a writer sat at a table sipping iced teas-
I knocked Johnnny Knoxville's teeth out once at The Standard.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
2007: A Myspace Odyssey & my stealth white car.
"What?"
"Your car's invisble to cops and parking enforcement because it's white."
My friend went onto explain the potential invisibility that my car has as it circumvents the road rage of Los Angeles. Apparently cars that are black, silver, & red are prime targets on the road. People in white cars are invisible.
Great. I'm invisible.
Moving on. Myspace. Interesting place. I got an odd friend request the other day from a profile dubbed Spicy Grandma. I laughed a little and began going through the profile. All industry people. One stuck out...Sam Lockwood. Lockwood, Lockwood, Lockwood...the name rang a bell.
I bit and clicked. Actress, model, blah blah blah. Six-thousand some odd friends and counting. Fake page I thought..then I got an email from her. Back and forth a few times, and finally I asked about her name because it was sooooo familiar.
"My dad's Gary Lockwood."
A double dose of no fucking shit rolled from my finger tips. Her response...I swear to God. 2001: A Space Odyssey is one of my all-time favorite films. A classic. If you haven't seen it but pretend that you have, that's okay. Now is the time to really give it a look. Trust the Jack.
Flash forward a couple days later and after several conversations on the tele with Sam, I've been able to secure an interview with her father who's been out of the limelight for a couple years but is still alive and kicking. The link is coming soon--
Towards the end of the interview, I've likened Tom from Myspace to HAL from Space... Sam laughed and said that her father's response would be simply I don't have a computer.
That's Jack's Myspace Odyssey for the day.
Sunday, August 19, 2007
I love Don Knotts. Thanks Don Knotts.
Interesting, no? Don commenting on himself as the rest of the wall has ramblings from Cynthia Nixon praising the food to Carmen Electra offering to spank the owner. Peculiar.
I was thumbing through this week's double issue of EW last night in between loads of laundry & kitchen cleaning and happened upon Peter Berg's The Kingdom. Giddy as a kid, that I am, to see what he and his neighbor Michael Mann have cooked up for with that insane cast of Piven, Bateman, Cooper, Fox, & Garner. Beyond the tales of hell during the production were the tragedies surrounding the film. There were three deaths.
One died on the way to work. Another died after having stomach cramps and upon going to the hospital, prostate cancer was diagnosed and he was gone within a week. The third passed away from an onset collision. The industry is family now, so I seeked out each on IMDb to see who they were and what they did. The third death struck me. His name was Nick Papac, 26 years old and had a decent list of creds before his demise. I went down to his message board and my blood ran cold for his mother was posting messages to her son. I couldn't help but comment and extend my condolences.
Odd that she was telling Nick of her latest adventures. I stared at her profound message for some time then happiness began to fill my heart. As painful as it may seem, her son died doing what he truly loved. There was no hesitation. No hindsight. No judgment on her part. Simply acceptance.
How many of us can say that about our lives? That we're doing truly what we want, day in and day out? I know my parents can't. Probably about 80% of my friends can't either to certain degrees. Hell, on some days I find myself saying wtf?
Going back to my headline of "I love Don Knotts. Thanks Don Knotts" --
Maybe Don had it right when he was here with us. Maybe we need to thank ourselves a bit more for where we are in life.
Saturday, August 18, 2007
Hungry Cat, salad consumption six feet under and wicked witches.
The film itself is being considered a massive failure in the eyes of industry elite and I've gotta say that it was truly poor marketing and a shitty idea to release this film in the dog days of August. Stardust is an epic people. November November it should've been the sweet month of November. Post Halloween & pre-Thanksgiving. Good job on that one Paramount. Brad Grey, television producer. I blame you for the failure of this.
From the opening sequence, one disconnects from reality and actually believes the world before us. Playing on our internal dreams and fancies of wanting that perfect someone to simply drop out of the sky and steal our hearts. Is it possible?
Love.
A profound word with so many connotations. We have the eternal love of blood, i.e. Billy Bob & Angelina, the abusive love, i.e. Ike Turner & Tina Turner, the wtf love Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes, the true love, i.e. Johnny & June Carter Cash, the teen love, i.e. Macauley Kulkin & Rachel Miner and the profound spiritually woven love...(insert your names here).
Let me digress to my days of lecturing at the college. It was a pre-Valentine's Day assignment. A bit abstract...write about love. a poem about love. My god, did those little fuckers groan! I was giddy as a kid on the inside. Happy to know most of the class was out of luck like yours truly when it came to that subject.
V-Day was upon us. I asked for volunteers to read their poems. No takers but one said I could read theirs. Looking it over, I stared at the kid and asked-
"You wrote this?"
He nods.
"Yep."
"Really? Your words? On your mother? I'm always wagering my mother and she's truly a wonderful woman. So, this is a big deal--"
"Mmmmmhmmm."
"Okay...What's love? What's love got to do with it? Got to do with it? Is love a second hand emotion...?"
By now the fierce people of the class were growing restless.
"I don't know professor Jack. I keep hearing this rhythm..."
"Sing it out for me, brother!"
The shy kid stood up and belted out Tina's tune and the class howled. The kid sat as we applauded his performance.
I don't think the word can ever be used properly. The definition seems to have been incorporated and corrupted through the ages. It's unfortunate. Remember a time when the word was almost a binding agreement? Now it's thrown around so loosely, vaguely, it sort of has lost its meaning. I for one am guilty of this crime of passion.
Wearing one's heart on their sleeve in Los Angeles is not the best of ideas. It's like drawing out your queen at the start of a chess match. Bad move. I am notorious for showing that side way way way too early. Not anymore. I have got my poker face on. Wait, hold on, where is it?
The great Danes resonated with me last night. Is love right in front of you or is it an idealized misconception? One's mind wanders towards the idea of spirituality and how it leads us, the denizens of Hollywood while providing us with a common connection and fucking Rachel Griffiths is staring at us throughout our conversation at the Hungry Cat. See the Hungry Cat that was with me below.
I couldn't help but overhear Rachel's heavy accent minutes before telling her husband how nice of a date it was for them. But then I noticed her taking notice of the conversation I was in the midst of. A collective thought of zen that seems to be the emerging trend in Los Angeles. Everyone's looking for that mental space. The break from the norm. I get my daily fix by working the shit out of myself either spinning or training with the hungry cat. That's officially her new nickname.
Growing up in the midwest and never having aspirations of the silver screen, well, conscious aspirations for I believe that my subconscious had these wishes lurking in my dreams...it's a surreal and obscure thing. Living and breathing your dream. After years of reading about the Hollywood storm, circling it's absolute chaos, I'm now hanging out in the eye of it. And it seems to finally be calming the fuck down. Breathe. It's just another path in life. Writing is rewriting and I'm in the middle of rewriting my life. Moving forward and watching this girl eat her salad in front of me and being intrigued by her consumption approach. I don't think even a year ago I would've paid attention to it.
Guess it's the little obscure things we take for granted that make us happy in this existence. Open your eyes or else you may never know what's in front of you. And please, stop texting while driving.
Peace.
Friday, August 17, 2007
A newborn with no name, the Griffin and a mad mad mad Hollywood Jungle.
"My parents didn't give me a name until about a month after I was born."
I thought she was kidding. "Really? What did they call you until then?"
"I'm serious. They referred to me as baby until my dad called me his jewel and then Tiffany came of it..."
That's the jist of the conversation. More flowed, but I was stuck on that idea. A baby with no name. Guess Tif truly fits her, her soul deserves to be admired. And it will soon enough.
All I could think was Holy Wow as she grinned slyly (see her grin below. How can one not be smitten by that?)

Today's theme is detachment and acceptance. Sorry for being so blunt, but the past few weeks have been truly eye opening. Let me digress a bit. Back in July, my inside guy sends me an email about a screening of a film that has no track record. No IMDb, no Baseline studio system, no reviews other than this little diddy that's buried on the internet due to a poorly advised screening of the film at the AFM. Note to all those who aspire, DO NOT SHOW YOUR FILMS AT THE AFM...it's a meat market and any random critic can walk in off the street and bash your film. One may suggest that getting a film made is the difficult part, but the truth is, it's all about distribution. But then again, locking up foreign isn't that hard either. Trust the Jack.
Anywho...the film. So, I get this tidbit about a film that's completely under the radar and I utilize my little black book to locate the writer/director's contact info. Blah blah blah, a month later I'm sitting in a bar that he just opened, The Griffin, which there's one he has in Vegas too.
Hours before I had been privy to a test screening of his latest film. Welcome to the Jungle which is a cerebral mind-fuck of a film that plays on the mythos of what happened to Michael Rockefeller and his disappearance in New Guinea; Cannibal Territory 1961. The film itself takes place in the present day and has some extraordinary performances. The production value's absolutely insane and the pending conclusion, well, people were walking out while covering their eyes in disgust. This film is going to be an instant cult classic. I bet my mother's soul, and she's a great woman. I feel like I'm in the film INTACTO as I wager my mother and Max Von Sydow is hiding amidst the shadows.
Back to the screening. After it was all said and done, for the first time, I was on the other side of the curtain hearing comments from the audience that Hollywood tends to disregard. The experience was insanely interesting. I was able to disconnect from the material and engage an unbiased group while setting aside my own thoughts. From this, my writing is going to take a different turn in approach to its final destination. I think this will be a good thing. It's so very easy to get swallowed by the industry jungle here. One must be able to disconnect from there work--
Easier said than done. I got a call this morning about a project I wrote a few years ago with acclaimed screenwriter David Aaron Cohen. It was a great experience and I learned more working with him than I did while attending the AFI. The script was called The Maddening. Hearing the news this morning about David's blessing and the material going out left me giddy as a kid for a brief moment but then reality sunk in...
"I need the title."
"What?"
I found myself explaining that I had titled another project with the existing title based on a story I wrote before collaborating with Cohen. Did that make any sense?
Laughter ensued as we agreed to certain concessions. And I have my title.
I will part the daily blog with a photo-op of my good buddy Ryan Rotten as he sums up my thoughts of the politics of Hollywood...
