Redfoot aka Zed: The usual suspect has been caught.

A buddy of mine called today.

"Jack, let me tell you what happened this weekend."

"Tell me-"

"Peter Greene came around-"

Let me interject and mention that Peter Greene the actor, Pulp Fiction, The Usual Suspects, Training Day, The Mask, used to live in my friend's apartment building. And he's fucking nuts.

"Margaret rode up in the elevator with Peter and his eyes were all shifty. She said 'Hello, Peter...' to no avail."

"Does sound like Peter-"

"I know, doesn't it? But the cameras show him wandering around the building, then he slipped down into the laundry room, put on a ski mask and proceeded to steal the license plates off of Flanagan's Lexus."

"What?" Coffee sprayed out of my nose-

"The guy's gone buggers. He stole Flanagan's license plates. And he's caught on camera. They're thinking about selling the footage to TMZ.COM."

I love this town.